Happy Halloween, people!  I have just come across the most hilarious translation of the blurb for Sinema that I have EVER seen!!! I just had to share this…

A season’s story with a flimflam.

A magical author and picture burnish, researching a evildoing heroic tale close to a programme killer whale along a act in a removed Northumberland world organisation. There’s a fledgeling to the elflike Northumberland community of Haydon.

392 unimpeachable men, women and children place in his position to achieving a sadistic stargaze.

As the nonfunctional season in to a higher degree than a period of time approaches, container ii investigation constabulary officers cornered with the terrorised residents stopover this monster?

This is a reminder of the ACTUAL blurb…

A winter’s tale with a sting.

There’s a newcomer to the small Northumberland village of Haydon…a charming novelist and film buff, researching a crime thriller about a serial killer on a rampage in a remote Northumberland community. The only trouble is, it’s a work in progress and it’s going to be non-fiction.

392 innocent men, women and children stand in his way to achieving a sadistic dream.

As the worst winter in more than a century approaches, can two investigating police officers trapped with the terrorised residents stop this monster?